Miscommunication Humor Appreciators T-Shirts

'So you are a writer?'

Playing Fetch.

baby sweetcorn...

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"They're so like us."

"He was a sea rescue."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Divine Desk Bins

A Quiet Rebuke.

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Comb Sweet Comb

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"My guess it's guacamole."

Sheep In Curlers

Feline Evolution.

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"I meant the dog!"

Telekinetics on strike...

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

David and Goliath.

My client is claiming that you have discriminated against him as a species, that your refusal to let him sniff client's bottoms is against his canine rights and that your policies have acted against him reaching partnership.

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."