Miscommunication Appreciator Pillows

'When I asked 'whether you thought you could bring the team with you'? I didn't mean to our preliminary confidential off-the-record exploratory chat!'

'Not scream, you morons! I said screen pass! Set up a screen pass!'

When I said, Do you want to go out> I meant to pee, not on a date.

"Fulfilling others on Thanksgiving is pretty good advice, wouldn't you say?"

'Oh, your mouth is saying 'Bow wow', Dolores, but your eyes are saying 'Woof'!'

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Debbie greatly misinterpreted the marriage counselor's suggestion that she and Tom have a monthly 'date night.'

"Kiss, you idiot. Not hiss."

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

Communication Breakdowns

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

'So you are a writer?'

'She's throwing a dinner party - Just for me...'

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

Public Meetings: 'If you check the guide it's clear that you only need to say 'chair'.'

Look, XYXX! They're friendly!

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

"...But I don't want to get in the back Norma, I want to stay in the front with you"

Dyslexic Doomsayers.

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

Sea kelp? I said "seek help"!

Shoot...not literally, of course.

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

The Embarrassment of Van Gogh

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

Sorry about the hug. I thought your sign meant, "I love you, too."