Miscommunication Appreciator Pillows

'When I asked 'whether you thought you could bring the team with you'? I didn't mean to our preliminary confidential off-the-record exploratory chat!'

'Not scream, you morons! I said screen pass! Set up a screen pass!'

'Oh, your mouth is saying 'Bow wow', Dolores, but your eyes are saying 'Woof'!'

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Communication Breakdowns

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

'She's throwing a dinner party - Just for me...'

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

'So you are a writer?'

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

Public Meetings: 'If you check the guide it's clear that you only need to say 'chair'.'

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

Shoot...not literally, of course.

"...But I don't want to get in the back Norma, I want to stay in the front with you"

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

Dyslexic Doomsayers.

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

"You said you wanted an Easter-related present."

'I said Mascarpone not Mask A Pony!'