Miscommunication Humor Fan Prints

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

'I specifically said 'Jaws of life.''

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

"I meant the dog!"

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

After years of chasing and fighting they discovered it was all just a misunderstanding.

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

'So you are a writer?'

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

"For the last time, 'port' is left, 'starboard' is right!"

'It's almost as if you haven't heard a single word I've thought.'

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

Look, XYXX! They're friendly!

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

When you said it was a place with women and a bar I didn't think you meant a ballet class.

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

"Aunt Mary, I think you may not have heard me right. I requested a bundt cake."

'Sir, I'm an estate agent. Not a showbiz agent.'

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

Shoot...not literally, of course.

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

Sea kelp? I said "seek help"!

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."