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'And here you can see one of the incredibly boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Love at First Sight

"My guess it's guacamole."

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'Typical phallic egocentrism!'

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

'And here, the artist is clearly making an ironic statement about the fleeting nature of material possessions.'

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

"Rayna's been kidnapped! And its all my fault!"

"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

'Mrs. Peterson. . . Sgt. O'Leary here, I'm afraid there's been an accident and your husband is in a comma.'

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

'No, I thought you were John Simpson.'

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

Shoot...not literally, of course.

"What? The invitation said, wear your favorite mask."

'A simple bottle would have sufficed for your specimen, Mr Thomas.'

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'