Robot Rider T-Shirts

"You can't ride the Roomba until you finish your vegetables."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Claus 2.0

"Meet the author"

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Look what I found, dad!"

Ascent of Machine.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Robocop and Juliet.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

The First Martian Dog.

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"What did you download at school today?"

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Robot Jogger

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Employee of the Month

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

King kong 5 G.

'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.