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'This way we solve the security problem and the pony problem at the same time!'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

The Runaway Horse

'Bert's dog training.'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Dog Park

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Tourists and their Pets.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Dog lover

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Mine's still in bed."