Robot Rider Mugs

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Claus 2.0

"Meet the author"

"Look what I found, dad!"

Ascent of Machine.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Robocop and Juliet.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"What did you download at school today?"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Employee of the Month

"You're hired!"

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

'Okay guys - lights out!'