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The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men...

"Stand back! It could go off at any time!"

"Any sign of gophers?"

"Mom always liked him best."

"About time they did something about the rats!"

A mouse has cornered a lady on a chair and is cutting down one of the legs with an axe - 'Timber!'

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

"It looks as though we've got mice and blue-tits!"

'Well that's just great...you ate the kids and spoiled your dinner!'

Woman's dog has escaped into a mousehole.

'Jeffrey likes to think of himself as a small game hunter.Actually he's a pest control officer'.

A Mouse hole in the shape of Arabian architecture

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

'We've got cavemice!'

Pest Control.

'Are you the lady with the mice?'

This is a test of their cognitive skills, and that's a test of their patience. Waiting room.

"This should be interesting...."

"Squirrel news of the day: Same as yesterday. Good night and good luck."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

The First Martian Dog.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"What did you download at school today?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

King kong 5 G.

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"