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'Seriously Colin... is that what I think it is?'

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"What did you download at school today?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

King kong 5 G.

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Cow Pilot.

Fish don't like worms.

A child and his dog

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Dissectum Paniculata

Automation of Security

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Snake Dress-Up