Robotics Ranger T-Shirts

'On the bill of lading it says 'humbly assembled household robots without intention to cause injury on export market'.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

New Guy.

"What did you download at school today?"

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

King kong 5 G.

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

Cow Pilot.

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Wolf Reintroduction.

Automation of Security

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

'Look, it's quite simple. It isn't rocket science you know... Er... Well, you know what I mean.'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'Oh - It's you.'

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

"Sir, one of the floor models is turning off customers, and I think it's doing it on purpose."

Do bears take drug tests in the woods?

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Crossing Guard to rabbit at Deer Crossing: 'Not so fast, buddy - you don't look like a deer to me!'

Two robots are playing table football.

The Drone Ranger

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'