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'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Camping with Mr. Thorough

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

'Look, it's quite simple. It isn't rocket science you know... Er... Well, you know what I mean.'

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

'Oh - It's you.'

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

Snowmobile caught in a bear trap

Hunters who have run out of species to hunt, shooting a butterfly

"Quick, jump in with Joey! There's a fire coming: I'll save you!

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

'Of course I don't think you are silly, Mrs. Fifner. A dog doesn't have to be a purebred in order for you to love it."

Help - "What's in it for me?"

Self-made man from the school of Hard Knocks.

'Mindy is glowing. Is she pregnant?'

Didn't that use to be Hogan's scrap yard?

Reverse Shadow (Rontgen's X-Ray).

X-ray technician with full metal jacket.

'On the bill of lading it says 'humbly assembled household robots without intention to cause injury on export market'.'

Nuclear Processing Plant - Welcome to the workforce.

"... Yeah. Just dropping it off now."

"He was a firm believer in rolling up his sleeves."

"Good, you haven't moved! I have the wire-cutters!"

"You've already adopted seven highways, can you really handle eight?"

"She's a rescue."

Ledge Rescue Service

Danger: Radiation

Double headed snowman outside a nuclear power station.

Nuclear Countdown