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Didn't that use to be Hogan's scrap yard?

Bear Hugging Season Open

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'May the forest be with you.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

Camping with Mr. Thorough

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Water power.

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

The Destruction of the Environment

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

Stephen Harpers's China Diary - Great Wall Tour.

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Windmill Maintenance

Climate Change Treaty Conference. Negotiations aren't going well --- We need a cooling off period!

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

Sadly, the few who actually checked their e-mail, were too out of shape to run.

Forest Management

'Oh - It's you.'

Forest Ranger enters forest via employee entrance.

"I'm afraid he's not much fun in the evenings. He's solar powered."