Renewable Resource Ranger Mugs

Didn't that use to be Hogan's scrap yard?

Bear Hugging Season Open

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'May the forest be with you.'

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

Camping with Mr. Thorough

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Water power.

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

The Destruction of the Environment

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

Stephen Harpers's China Diary - Great Wall Tour.

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

Windmill Maintenance

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

Sadly, the few who actually checked their e-mail, were too out of shape to run.

Forest Management

'Oh - It's you.'

"Did you order takeout?"

"I'm afraid he's not much fun in the evenings. He's solar powered."

Save the Forests!