Regulatory Ranger Mugs

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Camping with Mr. Thorough

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

VW scandal

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

"Great news! It's a light touch regulatory framework."

'Oh - It's you.'

"Did you order takeout?"

'Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.'

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

The Hypocrisy of the Smoking Ban

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

"Hi, I'm Hugo -- I'll be your compliance officer."

"Fraud ..what fraud?... " SEC

'I insist on my pound of flesh.'