Regulatory Ranger Mugs

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Camping with Mr. Thorough

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

"Great news! It's a light touch regulatory framework."

'Oh - It's you.'

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

"Did you order takeout?"

'Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.'

The Hypocrisy of the Smoking Ban

"Hi, I'm Hugo -- I'll be your compliance officer."

"Fraud ..what fraud?... " SEC

"I'm sorry, ma'am, but your holding facility for children is not in accordance with Brussel's regulations."

'I insist on my pound of flesh.'