Renewable Ranger T-Shirts

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

"It's just not going to happen - some people can't even adapt to turning down the central heating."

"We have used all the fossil fuels. How long before you can make more?"

Wind Turbine

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

Camping with Mr. Thorough

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

'Who put that thing there?'

UK dissolution

"Did you order takeout?"

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

Hunters who have run out of species to hunt, shooting a butterfly

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

'I may not be an expert, but I know an ill-sighted wind turbine when I hear one!'

Snowmobile caught in a bear trap

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

'What do you think about renewable energy?'

Didn't that use to be Hogan's scrap yard?

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

Self-made man from the school of Hard Knocks.

"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."

'On the bill of lading it says 'humbly assembled household robots without intention to cause injury on export market'.'

'So much for energy saving.'

Stop Global Warming! More Green Energy!

Refueling Electric Cars

"You're sure they're a renewable resource?"

Harvesting the wind: 'Blah, blah, blah. . .'

Electric cars filling up.

'...I've got a real jerk of a bear breathing down my neck.'

Wind farm turbine in desert island.