Renewable Ranger T-Shirts

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

"It's just not going to happen - some people can't even adapt to turning down the central heating."

"We have used all the fossil fuels. How long before you can make more?"

Wind Turbine

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

Camping with Mr. Thorough

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

Climate Change Treaty Conference. Negotiations aren't going well --- We need a cooling off period!

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

"Did you order takeout?"

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

UK dissolution

'Who put that thing there?'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

Snowmobile caught in a bear trap

Hunters who have run out of species to hunt, shooting a butterfly

'I may not be an expert, but I know an ill-sighted wind turbine when I hear one!'

'What do you think about renewable energy?'

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."

Self-made man from the school of Hard Knocks.

Didn't that use to be Hogan's scrap yard?

'On the bill of lading it says 'humbly assembled household robots without intention to cause injury on export market'.'

'So much for energy saving.'

Stop Global Warming! More Green Energy!

No Hunting. I have always depended on the kindness of rangers.

"You're sure they're a renewable resource?"

Refueling Electric Cars

Harvesting the wind: 'Blah, blah, blah. . .'