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Wally is nearly 100% squirrel proof.

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

Miami Mice

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Car wash / Mouth wash

Hazards of mouse painting

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

"Squirrel news of the day: Same as yesterday. Good night and good luck."

Hamster IV

"This should be interesting...."

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

Hamster.

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

"I did it!"