Rodent Warrior Pillows

Wally is nearly 100% squirrel proof.

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Miami Mice

Car wash / Mouth wash

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

Hazards of mouse painting

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"Any sign of gophers?"

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

Hamster IV

Hamster.

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

"This should be interesting...."

"Squirrel news of the day: Same as yesterday. Good night and good luck."

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."