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'EKK!'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

Miami Mice

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Hazards of mouse painting

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

Hamster IV

"Squirrel news of the day: Same as yesterday. Good night and good luck."

'I feel much better. I think the cheese treatments must be working.'

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

Hamster.

'Remember? It's me, Rick. I used to have the probe attached to my brain...'

"This should be interesting...."

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

'Shtop laughing at my brashesh.'

The Water Diviner

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.