Drone Flying T-Shirts

"Thank you for respecting my no-fly zone"

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

Two children in a park; one playing with an R/C sailboat and the other playing with a drone

Lighthouse Bulb Replacement

"I do mostly event photography and racing, with a bit of light voyeurism on the side."

The Hobby Store

"I bagged a couple of ducks and a drone."

Drone Dog Walker

"In my day, we got bubblegum in our hair, not drones!"

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

A drone hovers like a bee over a nuclear symbol.

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

An enemy's counter drone.

"We spotted a ruffled grouse, a fan-tailed warbler, and a pair of non-military drones."

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

'...One of your drones is hanging around my bee hives.'

Drone Commute

"First class, or with children?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

Claus 2.0

Airlines

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Here we are."

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Boptimism

Airport Security.

Fight or Flight

Pilot with champagne.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.