Drone Photographer Gifts

The Selfie Drone

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Claus 2.0

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

"I thought I made it clear that this was a drone-free meeting."

Nuclear Security Summit

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

Domestic Spying Drones

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Entomology Reference

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"It said it's from the Internet of Things."

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

"It beats flying for your food."

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

The next drone flight

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"