Drone Photographer Gifts

The Selfie Drone

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Claus 2.0

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"I thought I made it clear that this was a drone-free meeting."

Nuclear Security Summit

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Domestic Spying Drones

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

The Cashless Society is Here

I Want to be a Drone President

Entomology Reference

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"It said it's from the Internet of Things."

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

"It beats flying for your food."

"I don't know if it's NSA, FBI, IRS, or nosy neighbor."

Drone warfare...

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