Aerial Photographer Gifts

"I love portraiture but my true calling is aerial photography."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Crop duster wanted.

'I hate evolution!'

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

Tess of the Dirigibles

Cow Pilot.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

The Four Flying Flynns...

I avoided the layoff, but they transferred me to the high-wire act. At least it's steady work.

"Not again!"

OOPS!

'Oh bugger cramp!'

All of a sudden, Jed wasn't feeling quite so confident.

Trapeze Artists

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

In stunt flying,great admiration is hael for the extremely rare and talented "wing ballerinas".

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

Jet Pack

"I thought it was your day to catch."

Passenger Jet vs Drones

"His wife caught him with another woman and clipped his wings."

Flying Doctor and Second Opinion.

See Europe by Helicopter: 'You visit 6 more countries in 14 days, than by train!'

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."