"I should totally appear to them."
Heavenly Lifter Gifts
Looking for a gift for your heavenly lifter? Explore our collection of witty and heartfelt products perfect for those who love to lift spirits and weights alike. From humorous mug designs to motivational prints, find something that truly resonates with their passion for lifting. Our creative gifts are crafted to celebrate strength, perseverance, and the joy of progress, making them ideal for any fitness enthusiast or gym lover. Brighten their day with a gift that proves lifting isn't just a sport—it's a lifestyle.
Eagle (The Divine Comedy).
"Have you tried barking at the moon?"
A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.
Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!
"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."
Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.
"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."
Cherub on a cloud
"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."
Library: The Weight lifting Section.
Sportsman and music
'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'
strong man bends an iron bar
C'mon, Randall, cheer up....everybody dies.
"I was building up my pecs."
Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'
'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'
"Wife and two hernias to support!"
'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'
Heavy syrup
The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.
'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.
'If you count my outie, I've got a seven-pack.'
'I think I'm going to like it here!'
Workmen Lifting.
A leap of faith.
"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."
Bible Weights
Confessions on a plane.
Anabolic Steroids
'I can lift an elephant with one hand. . . Show me an elephant with one hand and I'll lift him.'
Mister Hardo
Atlas' Exercise Machine
'Damned tourists.'
Heavenly Lifter Gifts Collection
Heavenly Lifter Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs specially designed for heavenly lifters—perfect for fueling their workouts and adding a fun touch to their morning routine.
Heavenly Lifter Pillows
Browse our pillows with inspiring designs that cozy up their space and keep motivation close at hand for heavenly lifters.
Heavenly Lifter Prints
Decorate their gym or home with prints that inspire strength and divine determination—made for heavenly lifters who love to shine.
Heavenly Lifter T-Shirts
Find the perfect T-shirt for your heavenly lifter—comfortable, witty, and designed to celebrate their passion for lifting and fitness.