Spirit Lifter Gifts

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

C'mon, Randall, cheer up....everybody dies.

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Unguided imagery

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

How Optimism Works

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Your husband says BOO!"

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'