Spirit Mover Gifts

Biodanza.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Unguided imagery

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

How Optimism Works

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

"Your husband says BOO!"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Freestyling.

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"