Spirit Mover Pillows

Biodanza.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Unguided imagery

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

How Optimism Works

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Your husband says BOO!"

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Freestyling.

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."