Spirit Summoner Pillows

Saxophone summoning.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Unguided imagery

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

How Optimism Works

"I'll check and see if he's available."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"Your husband says BOO!"

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'