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How Optimism Works

"Your mother's going to be up there all day, kids. One of her students said her class meant everything to her!"

The trauma of losing.

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

Congratulations on the new you!

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Viola player coming through!"

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

American Football.

Official Team Cap With Beard

The commentators want to run the officials...

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

Game In A Can.

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"You can do it!"

Don't Take No For an Answer

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"

'Don't worry, I've got your back.'

"It's all the rage at court but I doubt it will catch on. He calls it power posing. . .!"

Corporate thinking.