Holiday Spirit Enhancer Pillows

Elfie Stick

Artists Christmas Party

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Santa called but you were out!

Ice Skater

Snowman

Tipping Pain Chart

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

How Optimism Works

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

Just one more choccy...

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Street Carolers

O Christmas Tea

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Merry Kissmas

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Happy St Pancakes Day

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Maybe this year..."