Holiday Spirit Appreciator Pillows

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

'you give gifts all over the world - but when you come home you never have anything for me!'

Santa Claus's Mail

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Ice Skater

Santa called but you were out!

Snowman

Tipping Pain Chart

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Just one more choccy...

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Merry Kissmas

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Street Carolers

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

O Christmas Tea

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Happy St Pancakes Day

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'