Spirit Booster Gifts

How Optimism Works

"Your mother's going to be up there all day, kids. One of her students said her class meant everything to her!"

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

The trauma of losing.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

Congratulations on the new you!

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Viola player coming through!"

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

American Football.

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Ok, team it's a tie. We're going into overtime. First score wins the game! Let's see your fiercest game faces! That's it! My sudden death panel!

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

The commentators want to run the officials...

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

"You can do it!"

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'Self-esteem class seems to help you.' 'That and mega doses of Prozac!'

Game In A Can.

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

Don't Take No For an Answer

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"

"It's all the rage at court but I doubt it will catch on. He calls it power posing. . .!"