Booster Spirit Advocate Gifts

Foam Finger Envy

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

The trauma of losing.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

PROBLEM AREAS

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Jumping cheerleaders

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

The commentators want to run the officials...

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Ok, team it's a tie. We're going into overtime. First score wins the game! Let's see your fiercest game faces! That's it! My sudden death panel!

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

American Football.

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

Official Team Cap With Beard

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

How Optimism Works

Football player taking the ball home.

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

Game In A Can.

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'Don't worry, I've got your back.'

Corporate thinking.

'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'

'Here comes my homey...'

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'