Booster Spirit Advocate Mugs

Foam Finger Envy

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

The trauma of losing.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

PROBLEM AREAS

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Jumping cheerleaders

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

The commentators want to run the officials...

American Football.

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

How Optimism Works

Football player taking the ball home.

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

Game In A Can.

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'Don't worry, I've got your back.'

Corporate thinking.

"I quit."

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'