Spirit Summoner Prints

Saxophone summoning.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Unguided imagery

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

'You can't come in here with that.'

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

How Optimism Works

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"Your husband says BOO!"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'