Spirit Lifter Pillows

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

C'mon, Randall, cheer up....everybody dies.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Unguided imagery

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'You can't come in here with that.'

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

How Optimism Works

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Your husband says BOO!"

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'