Heavenly Lifter Pillows

"I should totally appear to them."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

Cherub on a cloud

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

Sportsman and music

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

strong man bends an iron bar

C'mon, Randall, cheer up....everybody dies.

"I was building up my pecs."

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

Heavy syrup

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'If you count my outie, I've got a seven-pack.'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Workmen Lifting.

A leap of faith.

"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."

Bible Weights

Confessions on a plane.

Anabolic Steroids

'I can lift an elephant with one hand. . . Show me an elephant with one hand and I'll lift him.'

Mister Hardo

Atlas' Exercise Machine

'Damned tourists.'