Divine Weightlifter Pillows

"I should totally appear to them."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Dog Weightlifting

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

"I love strong coffee."

strong man bends an iron bar

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"I was building up my pecs."

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

The clean and 'jerk' - weights too heavy.

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

Heavy syrup

Balloons On Barbell.

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."