Divine Weightlifter Mugs

"I should totally appear to them."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

Brawnstorming session.

Dog Weightlifting

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Pushy Coach.

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"I love strong coffee."

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

strong man bends an iron bar

"I was building up my pecs."

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

The clean and 'jerk' - weights too heavy.

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

Heavy syrup

Balloons On Barbell.

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

'Here's the REAL secret to our lean, meaty turkeys!'

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.