Holy Weightlifter Pillows

Bible Weights

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

Dog Weightlifting

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

"Any other strengths?"

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

"I love strong coffee."

"I was building up my pecs."

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

strong man bends an iron bar

Exercises

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

The clean and 'jerk' - weights too heavy.

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

Heavy syrup