Holy Weightlifter Gifts

Bible Weights

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Any other strengths?"

Dog Weightlifting

Brawnstorming session.

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Pushy Coach.

"I was building up my pecs."

All this cardio is great. But maybe we should do some lifting, too.

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"I love strong coffee."

Exercises

strong man bends an iron bar

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

The clean and 'jerk' - weights too heavy.

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."