Pious Powerlifter Gifts

Bible Weights

Powerful Love.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

Nun Binning the Devil

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

Body Building Mishap

Dog Weightlifting

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Brawnstorming session.

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

Work Out.

Pushy Coach.

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"I was building up my pecs."

strong man bends an iron bar

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

"I love strong coffee."

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

The clean and 'jerk' - weights too heavy.

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."