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Bible Weights

Powerful Love.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Nun Binning the Devil

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Dog Weightlifting

Body Building Mishap

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

Work Out.

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"I was building up my pecs."

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

strong man bends an iron bar

"I love strong coffee."

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

The clean and 'jerk' - weights too heavy.

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

'Don't be discouraged if you can only manage one or two of these at first.'