Powerlifting Romantics T-Shirts

Powerful Love.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"How much could your mother bench?"

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

Body Building Mishap

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Work Out.

Kissing on the golf course

Exercises

'Don't be discouraged if you can only manage one or two of these at first.'

Balloons On Barbell.

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"

'He says he's training to be a world champion weightlifter - With a knife and fork.'

Bible Weights

The Trim Reaper

"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"

Bench Press you!

'He's the strong silent type.'

'Oh, good. You found those books on weight lifting.'

'Five years in that place. What on earth did you do with yourself in all that time.'

"Ok, that kind of spotting. No. I'm not doing that."

'You're right. Carrying 8 times our own body weight isn't that impressive at all.'

Lifting weights at the health club.

"Symmetry? No - I'm actually a Virgo."

The World's Strangest Man.

I don't care if you are top or bottom, you've got my head spinning upside-down!

'Getting that extra weight off isn't hard. . . keeping it off is.'

Builder Lifting RSJ.

"Don't be so defeatist!"

'I got it from one of those home shopping shows. You're guaranteed to burn twice as many calories as your meal contains.'