Faith Uplifter Gifts

"Relax - we're blessings in disguise."

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

Nun Binning the Devil

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Holy Bible

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Chill Out Worshippers!

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Saying Grace.

Church Restoration Fund.

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

Church: Open Sundays

"How long has he been missing?"

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'