Faith Trickster Gifts

Peter pranks the other Apostles...

Propping up a profits chart.

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Om and Ommer

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

Snowman Magic

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

'We were just testing our faith.'

Piñata police line-up.

'Nope! Wrong again! Let's try it again... around and around... now which cup is your nitroglycerin tablet under?'

'I hope you have come here to give us a taste of religion.'

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

"Bless me, Father, for I have wind."

'That's for not taking an interest in archery!'

Santas Pulling the Sleigh

"A million prayers a day with not a single self-addressed stamped envelope. And they wonder why there's never an answer."

"So. . . how long have you been vaping?"

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"Next year Jimmy gets a sweater for Christmas."

'The Prisoners' Aid Society's Lucky Dip seems to be a ,er-runaway success, Sir!!'

'I'm beginning to think our flock has discovered the grass is greener the other side of the fence...'

'You see Tommy, 1 kg of Iron is not always equal to 1 kg of feathers...'

Harry Potter Magic Set on Desert Island

'I've left Santa out a little something.'

'Once, just once, I'd like to use dribble glasses for communion. How about you?'

Yo yo.

'Bill the hypnotist may have lost the trial, but he still had a few tricks up his sleeve.'

If God is your co-pilot, let him drive!

"Wow, you just grabbed any old belief system that came down the pike didn't you?"

'Jesus forgave you because he had to.'

'Oi! It's no smoking in here.'