Finance Trickster Gifts

Propping up a profits chart.

"I'm a corporate cook. My specialty in books."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

High speed cinder block

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

In and Out Box

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

Panama Papers Scandal

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

Money laundering.

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

Snowman Magic

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

'I made my fortune the old fashioned way - concealing it from the government.'

"Okay, what if we go outside - will it still be insider trading then?"