Corporate Trickster Gifts

'We're not hiring. We hold these job interviews to make our competition think we're doing well.'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

High speed cinder block

Famous Optical Illusions!

In and Out Box

Propping up a profits chart.

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

Mime Tug-of-War

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

'The chairman finally notices me. I parked in his parking space.'

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

'Sometimes the walls move...'

'I need you to reassure the investors. Can you keep a straight face?'

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

"Just sniff around – see what you can find out."

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

Hand Rabbit

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

'Say when.'

'Does Santa have skype?. . . I'd like to get in some face time, so he puts me at the top of his list come December. . .'

Perspective Repair

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

'Clemmons, it makes me very uneasy when you practice your visualizing techniques at my desk...'

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.