Corporate Trickster T-Shirts

'We're not hiring. We hold these job interviews to make our competition think we're doing well.'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

High speed cinder block

Famous Optical Illusions!

Propping up a profits chart.

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

In and Out Box

Mime Tug-of-War

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'The chairman finally notices me. I parked in his parking space.'

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

'Sometimes the walls move...'

'I need you to reassure the investors. Can you keep a straight face?'

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

"Just sniff around – see what you can find out."

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

'Say when.'

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

Perspective Repair

Hand Rabbit

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'Clemmons, it makes me very uneasy when you practice your visualizing techniques at my desk...'

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

Cyber crime.