Contractual Trickster T-Shirts

Contract Mouse Trap

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Famous Optical Illusions!

In and Out Box

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

Mime Tug-of-War

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

"Smile if you're guilty!"

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

'Jenny can't come to the phone, she's naked. Only joking, mate. Wrong number.'

Snowman Magic

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

'Sometimes the walls move...'

"Psst! If you have any stock tips to pass on, I can probably lighten your sentence for insider trading."

'I need you to reassure the investors. Can you keep a straight face?'

Hand Rabbit

Perspective Repair

"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles."

'Say when.'

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"

'Perhaps you would like to rephrase your last answer.'

'He's in a meeting. Would you like to speak to his assistant?'

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

'Thirty days or thirty dollars? -- Let's see the money first!'

'We the jury find the defendant guilty on the first count, kinda sorta guilty on the second, and guilty as hell on the third.'

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'