Faith Jokers Gifts

'I'm beginning to think our flock has discovered the grass is greener the other side of the fence...'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Photobooth Photobomb

'Who put Grandad's teeth in the aquarium?'

Lesbians for Christ

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Excommunicate Me.

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

Artist Painting his Television.

"Mom said we're old enough to take care of you, so this is our new chain of command!"

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

Third eye

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

"Is our fish fresh? Sure it is! My dad is just delivering the latest catch..."

'Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calf's stepfather?'

You know you're middle aged...

Almost Your Time.

A blessing in disguise.

"Of course what else would it be?"

'You sure know how to get under my Dad's skin.'