Faith Jokers Pillows

'I'm beginning to think our flock has discovered the grass is greener the other side of the fence...'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"Hey, Mom! Check it out! Dad converted his gardo paints to passenger pants!"

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

Photobooth Photobomb

'Who put Grandad's teeth in the aquarium?'

Giggle.

Lesbians for Christ

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Excommunicate Me.

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

Artist Painting his Television.

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

"Mom said we're old enough to take care of you, so this is our new chain of command!"

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

Third eye

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"Is our fish fresh? Sure it is! My dad is just delivering the latest catch..."

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

'Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calf's stepfather?'

Pinata Pranks

You know you're middle aged...

Almost Your Time.

'You sure know how to get under my Dad's skin.'

It went out. The program must have crashed.

A blessing in disguise.

"Of course what else would it be?"

Peter pranks the other Apostles...